MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN
I don’t understand how something as pathetic as this gets directioners panties in a bundle:
When Kpop fans see stuff like this every day:
And we just sit here like:
cause we’re so damn used to sexy men doing hip thrusts all the time.
*gifs not mine, credit to the owners!
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
your characters are like geodes
if you want to see what they’re really made of
you must break them
this is the best writing tip ive heard in ages
THIS IS EXACTLY MY APPROACH TO WRITING